Just a few minutes ago, I received an email from Myspace alerting that I had just received a new message on my old Myspace account, the same account which I completely deleted and never use. Upon logging into said account, I kid you not, this is what I found...
From: Kelly
http://www.myspace.com/purple_m_n_m
Date:
Oct 10 2006 9:31 PM
Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: FW: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Hi there
Body: I was just kiddin....come on cool guy...don't be all sensitive...lol....
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From: Kelly
Date: Oct 10, 2006 9:11 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT!!!! I HAVE TO GO NOW CUZ A DOG JUST PEE'D ON MY HOUSE!!!! I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER....so what's up?
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From: John
Date: Oct 10, 2006 9:07 PM
You dont have to pretend that you got money and that you dont live in a box its all good, I wont judge you.....anymore than I do that is.
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From: Kelly
Date: Oct 10, 2006 9:03 PM
I can be distracting.....really I can....well...I think I can...well...maybe I can't.....I don't know....oh no!! WHATEVER!! Oh....n by the way...the whole "cool guy" thing.......I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA! but your not lame cuz that was the highlight of your week..at least mine was money!! Lol
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From: John
Date: Oct 10, 2006 8:55 PM
You distracting? Maybe in a sorry but your over qualified way! Wow you called me a "cool guy" thats the high light of my week!
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From: Kelly
Date: Oct 10, 2006 8:51 PM
Hey now...I will have you know I can be very distracting!! Oh! And you are lame so ha ha!! LMAO Yeah...visiting family, back to work, classes, national guard, and emt classes...no....none of that is lame at all .....lol...your a pretty cool guy.... your so gonna get it now....
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From: John
Date: Oct 10, 2006 8:45 PM
darn your lame! Your supposed to be interesting and exciting and distract me from my life and make me feel lame. Actually things are going pretty good here, came back from visiting family, back to work, classes, national guard, and emt classes here soon.
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From: Kelly
Date: Oct 10, 2006 8:36 PM
YES!! I'm gonna start collectin then...lol. Not a whole lot new or interesting....um.....no. I went shoppin w/ my mom and found 40 bucks in a pocket of a skirt I was lookin at at Goodwill ...that was pretty sweet...other than that...no not too much...how bout you?
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From: John
Date: Oct 10, 2006 8:31 PM
Lol, ok now I think you qualify for social security and friday night bingo due to the fact that you opted for early retirement. Yea still doing the pretend thing here. Forget about you?! Not possible!..........well maybe. Anything new and interesting?
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From: Kelly
Date: Oct 10, 2006 8:24 PM
Hey you, I was begining to think you forgot all about me lol....j/k. My life is ok...how is yours? yeah...you know..still pretending to look for work...lol...are you still pretending to do homework...lol....
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From: John
Date: Oct 10, 2006 8:17 PM
Hows your life going? Still scamming?
And this is how the conversation ends. I am left wondering whether these are real people, and why they are flirting via my Myspace account. Can anyone provide an explanation? This is rather strange indeed.
Peace.