JOACHIM'S FAMOUS HUMUUS.
To make a big bowl, buy 2 cans chick peas. Dump cans, without draining, in a saucepan along with some sliced garlic. Cook until beans start getting mushy. Remove from stove, drain.
Put bean- garlic mixture in a large bowl and mash with potato masher. Add approx. 1/2 cup tahini sesame paste (bought jarred in Greek or Middle Eastern store OR any super market that has an "international" section), Approx. 1/4 cup olive oil, and juice of a couple lemons. Mash all until consistency you like. Serve with pita bread.