CHURCH NEWS+ Issue December 23 2005
BISHOP ANTHONY (ORLOV) IS MADE "Archbishop" Anthony (Orlov). The Abp is also appointed as the Deputy Of Affairs of the Metropolitan of the ROCiE
All DECISIONS ARE NO LONGER TO BE MADE BY Metropolitan Vitaly's housemaid, Ludimillia Roznayanksy, but first must be approved by Protopriest Benjamin Joukoff of Paris France.
Three +ROAC men petitioned to be received by the ROCiE 's Abp Anthony (Orlov), contingent on the SOBOR giving a reasonable and canonical defense of their anti-Roac postition. That their discussion amounted to a four letter word, left these 3 men in utter disgust and indignation towards the heir apparent and Joukoff's puppet, Abp Anthony (Orlov) of LA."
FR ELIA OF BURNING BUSH MONASTERY IS given a "good riddance" by the ROCiE SOBOR. Their statement reads thus: "Fr Elia Evnokian is not a clergyman of the ROCOR(V)."
This will go down in history as one of the most "asinine" statements in the history of Church Councils. Fr Elia asserts that he is a "clergyman" of the ROCiE. Fr Andrew Kencis of Edmonton Alberta asserted to this reporter that Fr Elia was received into the ROCiE in 2003.
- November 24 2005: THE ROCiE SOBOR DECIDED that all ROCiE decisions from here on in are not to be made by Metropolitan Vitaly's house maid, "Ludmilia Rosnayanskay." Any ROCiE decision from here on in must first be approved by ROCiE Priest Benjamin Joukoff of Paris France."
Nothing new here. The ROCiE SOBOR simply did not tell us that their "communique" should really read thus:
"All ROCiE decisions are to be initiated by Priest Benjamin Joukoff and him alone. Then the house-maid Ludmilia is to be informed so as to carry out the order. Then Ludmilia reports back to Joukoff. Then the newly ordained Abp Anthony Orlov is apprised. Last to hear is Metropolitan Vitaly. (The Met can still understand the four letter word, "NYET!")
December 23 2005 - "I WAS THROWN OUT OF ROCIE," former secretary of the ROCiE Synod Fr Victor Melehov told this reporter today. Fr Victor Melehov continued, "The real "metropolitan" of the ROCiE is not His Grace Vitaly (Ustinov).. Every decision comes out of Paris France not Mansonville. And Paris France is the operating-center of Priest Benjamin Joukoff."
-November 22 2005: Congratulations to ROCiE Archbishop Anthony (Orlov) who was appointed "Deputy" over the affairs of Metropolitan Vitaly. Many are conjecturing that Abp Anthony will soon move to Mansonville Canada where he can better "deputize." Others are conjecturing that Abp Anthony is "next in line" for the rank of "Metropolitan" of ROCiE.
