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[Nathaniel Kapner]

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+CHURCH NEWS+ NOVEMBER 18 2005
Subdeacon Nathaniel Kapner Reporting

November 4 2005 - MP ALEXY II VISITED Novgorod on the occasion

of " The Day of People’s Unity " addressing the participants thus,
"We believe that The Day of People’s Unity will always remind us
that the feat of the Russian guards led by Minin and Pozharsky was a
manifestation of our society's need for unity of peoples belonging
to different confessions."

-Sbn Nathanael: "Thank you Patriarch Alexy! Your unswerving
commitment to confess the apostolic faith in ambiguous terms remains
one of your distinguishing characteristics that hounds you wherever
you may roam!"

November 15 2005 - JOHNNY CASH, THE FAMOUS C&W singer and

evangelical Christian, is back in the news after his recent repose.
An interview with the actors who play the starring roles in the
movie, "Walk the Line," is "Christianity Today's" feature story.

-Sbn Nathanael: "Who can ever forget Johnny's hit song, "The Ring Of
Fire?" We miss you Johnny Cash - rest in peace."

November 10 2005 - A LETTER DRAFTED BY Ex KGB lieutenant-colonel

Konstantin Preobrazhensky and signed by such notables as Ex KGB
General Oleg Kalugin, was delivered to many US Federal Government
Departments warning them of the internal security dangers that
threatens America by a possible PRO MP vote at the May 2006 ROCOR
Sobor in San Francisco.

-Sbn Nathanael: "In spite of the fact that some PRO MP persons feel
that nothing will come of this "warning," the likelihood that
+Metropolitan Laurus may have to appear before a Congressional
Subcommittee remains a strong possibility."

October 31 2005 - A. CHERNOGOROV, THE NEWLY ELECTED Governor of

Stavropol Region, visited the Cathedral of the Holy Apostle Andrew.
At the cathedral Bishop Feofan of Stavropol met the governor, who
was accompanied by the Regional Duma Chairman, the Stavropol Mayor,
and other Officials, and congratulated Governor Chernogorv on his
election.

Governor Chernogorov thanked Bishop Feofan and said, "May
cooperation between Church and State authorities develop in the
future."

-Sbn Nathanael: "Congratulations Governor Chernogorv! It is
encouraging for us all to see that the "cooperation" between the
MP Church and the Russian State that is already in place will
develop even further!"

November 15 2005 - A ROCOR "E. L. MAGER" POSTED a reply to the

article "The MP Is A KGB Church" on the "ROCOR-NEWS" Discussion
Grpup. This reply posted in Russian translates thus: "A certain
protopriest's son who was arrested for selling narcotics twice and
consequently had to move to Moscow, invites the secret police of the
Russian Federation to insinuate their way into this kind of
situation."

-Sbn Nathanael: "The KGB/FSB," according to Ex KGB operative K.
Preobrazhensky, uses the MP as its tool for sinister purposes. I
hope this is warning enough to all who favor a PRO MP vote this
coming May of 2006."

January 2005 - ROCOR BP MICHAEL(Donskoff)of Boston, joined in

public prayers with the well known "ecumenist" MP Met Vladimir
Kotlerov in the Russian Federation.

Bp Michael's personal prayer partner, MP Met Vladimir, was recently
awarded by Poland's Roman Catholics the "St Albert's Medallion."

Bp Michael's popish prayer-partner, MP Met Vladimir, was praised at
this "medal-ling" by his Roman Catholic admirers thus: "For your
contribution to the cause of christian unity."

• Sbn Nathanael: "And ROCOR Bp Michael of Boston is in communion
  with this contributor to roman catholic christian unity? I am
  emboldened to say, "This does not bode well for the future of The
  Russian Orthodox Church Abroad!"

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[Ebor]

Yes I thought it was all settled then "ding a ling a ding.."
"Hello this is nathanael." "nathanael, you're not going to
believe what I've just learned about Lebede..."

Sounds like idle and poisonous gossip and tale-bearing to me....
Isn't gossip a bad thing? (and why would persons who gossip so be always trustworthy?)

Ebor

[Nathaniel Kapner]

Please do not get me wrong my brother Ebor. Lebedeff is not
idle gossip.

Up until the year 2000 Fr Alexander Lebedeff was eloquently
ANTI MP. Then his boy Sasha got arrested for selling narcotics
as a "second strike." Then all of a sudden instead of serving a
5 year Jail Term, he ends up a permanent citizen of Moscow -
business and all! With his father on the business trustees.

How did it happen? Why did Fr Alexander Lebedeff
who suddenly became the +ROCOR bishop's chief
propagandist SUDDENLY BECOME PRO MP?

What I wish to demonstrate is that Fr Alexander Lebedeff's
"PRO MP" stand and shouting it out all over the place - may not
be for ideological reasons. Perhaps a deal was worked out with
the MP KGB agents? Perhaps?

+Subdeacon Nathanael Kapner
"Im going to stop Lebedeff's vote."
You better believe it.

[Nathaniel Kapner]

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[ Not allied with anastasia's church news.]

Subdeacon Nathanael Kapner Reporting.

• November 25 2005: THE AUSTRALIAN +ROCOR DIOCESE WILL host Fr Alexander Lebedeff and Fr Seraphim Gan on December 22 2005. A round table discussion with its main topic "the mp/rocor union" is in the offing.

The onus is in on the chief ROCOR Propagandist, Lebedeff to produce enough evidence to convince the solidly-against-the MP-ROCOR union
"australians" to have a different turn of mind.

Subdeacon Nathanael: Things are a bit "strained" in the land down under. Protodeacon Basil Yakamov is still smarting from mark's orders to Ilarion, "BAN THE BUM" from posting anti mp articles on the Internet."

Of course the order came down from Herr Mark himself. The "jig' is up my little gerbil mark. When a nut like me doesn't like you - you're in for trou'bbill..."

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• November 25 2005: ARCHBISHOP GREGORY OF COLORORADO SUDDENLY DECIDES that +ROAC/Valentine "has grace," as annnounced in Dormition Skete News. +ROAC Protopriest Andrew Maklakov comments, "I informed Vladyka Valentine. Vladyka responded with, "Tell Gregory thanks for the compliment but he will have to lay hands on Fr George himself."

Subdeacon Nathanael: THAT"S A TALL ORDER! The 6'6'' Fr George will have to bend to the times and grant the 5'2" Abp Gregory some "elbow room" for the laying on of hands. Seems like everything the Archbishop has yelled at +Bishop Matthew and his +Matthewite generation about will come home to roost on Fr George's head. Life is just not fair!"

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• November 25 2005: DURING A RECENT EXCHANGE WITH Pat Robertson on the 700 Club, Jerry Fallwell explained what he thought caused the September 11th attacks on the World Trade Center:

"When we destroy 40 million little innocent babies in American abortion clinics, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays, and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle - I point the finger in their face and say: "You helped this happen."

Subdeacon Nathanael: "GO GET "EM JERRY! Tell all those pagans and abortonists and gays and lesbians a thing or two. I like your "we make God mad." For this saying Jerry, go thy way, the devil is gone out of thy southern baptist ways. "Would that all of God's people were prophets!"

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• November 20 2005: DEFROCKED FORMER ROAC RUSSIAN PRIEST Gregory Lourie arrived in the United States this past Monday to attend a religious speakers meeting in Philadelphia PA. Many are concerned that Gregory Lourie a proven heretic of the "name worshipping" heresy may have make his appearance at the Holy Transfiguration Monastery/HOCNA in Boston MA. The purpose of his visit may be to receive a "secret" ordination to the bishopric so as to insinuate himself into the episcopal ranks of the ROAC in Russia and author along with Fr Pantelimon, owner of Holy Transfiguration Monastery and the "Boss" of HOCNA a coup within the ROAC.

Subdeacon Nathanael - Lourie is known as the promulgator of many heresies including:

#1. Fr Lourie's "name worshipping" heresy.

#2. Fr Gregory Lourie's definition of the death of Christ as "suicide."

#3. Fr Gregory Lourie's recognition of the phenomenon of "rock culture" as a preparation for Orthodox monasticism.

#4. Fr Gregory Lourie's blasphemous comparison of the tears of Christ to going to the toilet.

#5. Fr Gregory Lourie's attribution to the New Martyrs and Confessors of Russia of the status of "second class" martyrs being prone to heretical opinions.

If Metropolitans Ephraim and Makarios decide to ordain Gregory Louie, they will find themselves to be very embarrased. For they will have laid their hands on a heretic of heretics.

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• October 1 2005: CHICAGO'S + GOC/CHRYSOSTOMOS KIOUSIS flock has a new resident in their midst. Bishop Chrystodoulos has moved from NY city to be readily available to the faithful confessors of the faith in the windy city.

Subdeacon Nathanael: I wish you many years Your Grace. as you continue to be a steady and reliable witness of the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Faith. "Would that all the church's bishops were confessos!"

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• NOVEMBER 25 2005: TROUBLE AHEAD IS PREDICTED for the +ROCOR Bishops. Contact has been made to divers and sundry HOMELAND SECURITY DEPARTMENT HEADS warning of a KGB/EL QUIADA invasion into the +ROCOR American Parishes. "We're not going to stand for this sort of thing, " a Southern Baptist minister recently told this reporter.

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#Subdeacon Nathanael - "I.m going to stop the vote."

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[Subdeacon Jerjis]

Subdeacon Nathanael wrote in this week's edition of +Church News:

• NOVEMBER 25 2005: "Contact has been made to divers and
  sundry HOMELAND SECURITY DEPARTMENT HEADS warning of a
  KGB/EL QUIADA invasion into the +ROCOR American Parishes."

Dear Subdeacon Nathanael, why are you coupling the KGB with the
El Quiada terrorist group. Is there a connection somewhere here
that I am missing?

Sbn Jerjis/Dr Alajaji
St George Chapel
Du Bois PA

[Nathaniel Kapner]

Do you know that Yasser Arafat was a happy graduate from the
terrorist (subversive activities) Department of the Higher School
of the KGB here in Russia. Until death he remained
loyal and subservient to his KGB bosses one of whom was
comrade "Drozdoff" - Alexey II.

Alexey II himself could boast of having received a certificate
of honor (acknowledgement of his good service) from the KGB.
And that is only a tip of the iceberg.

It is a known fact that the KGB has for a long time had clients
in the Arab world.

My dear friend, Timothy Costello, witnessed a Panikida to the
Marxist Islamist Yasser Arhafat at the MP church, Sts Peter and
Paul in Belfast Ireland by the priest there, a Father George
Zavershinsky.

Orthodox Christians need to open their eyes to see that the
MP is a tool in the hands of the KGB/FSB. And the MP/kgb tool
will soon be used by El Quida in the USA unless...

Remember Jericho!--

JEWISH WORLD PRESS

"JERICHO West Bank, Feb. 11 2000 - Two weeks ago, Moscow
Patriarch Alexei II came on a Christmas pilgrimage to
Bethlehem and presented Arafat with documents laying claim
to monastery property in Hebron. Alexei II is the leader of
the Red Church."

+ROAC Subdeacon Nathanael Kapner
Milton L Kapner
"I.m going to stop kgb mark's vote"

[CorpusChristi]

Yasser Arafat and his PLO was against the jews for there occupation of his peoples land and for the jewish persecution of the arab nations and only that, it was the younger generation of militant muslims against the true koran that waved war aginst us all..its well known that arafat was well in touch with many religous people including Orthodox and catholics from the Holy land, and some of our presidents here in america aswell, including KGB,CIA,and secret federal and governmental forces from Korea,Phillipines,japan etc........if one wants to get really deep, we could look at how the Church of the resurrection for over 500 years has been kept up by the same muslim family, this family has had the key to the Ft Gate for all this time and keep it cleaned up for us to visit and venerate, story`s are fishy,but apparently the Arab family from the Holy Land were Christian and they slowly converted to islam as arabs tend to follow each other as a sign of Honor as descendants of abraham, however it gets a little unsure here because this family that holds the ket did not completely abandon there Christian side, and this was done in case they were wrong about islam , and instead kept the place of his resurrection (even though they teach Jesus lived to be 300 and something years old) but yeah its really hard not to put people somehow connected to a person or organization connected to bad or even evil...whats interesting was when Alexi II met with the dali lama who was exiled from tibet by communist forces many many years ago, yet he still allowed him to visit the cathedral in russia and even go inside and talk about what, Communism ? or Christianity ? or was he sent there by the POPE ? ........................cc