Dearest Milla,
I find so heartbreaking your breathless attempts to state something which makes so little sense. Perhaps you should come to chai one day and we'll share a biscuit and discuss how and what Orthodoxy is and how it is viewed by some and others. And I'll bore you with some Russian poetry--I'm thinking Blok--and so effetely show you all the mundaneness of a civility which is so out of place it loses all voice that it makes pretense to. You see I too can underwhelm. I hope you can appreciate what I am saying so as not to diminish but to awaken your sensibilities and let it be all too palpable how the dire things I discuss I do have a sovereign opinion on. I invite you also to such sovereignty. So perhaps a bit of beef pirogh and afterward napoleon tort will soften your disposition and lend it something akin to...sufficiency. Prompt RSVPs are appreciated. Thank you.
ORTHODOXIA I THANATOS!
Rostislav Mikhailovich Malleev-Pokrovsky