Saw this joke on facebook:
There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can.
If you get this email, do not open it, It's spam.
I remember eating spam at school lunches. It tasted terrible, but was the only choice we had.
Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on me a sinner.
Here is a stupid but funny joke:
Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on me a sinner.
ReginaRachelle RT from facebook
December 18, 2015 at 6:04am ·
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?""Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly."Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know dirt?"And then she went back to reading her book.
I had to replace a dirty word in this facebook joke.
Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on me a sinner.
Good, appreciate that sense of delicacy Maria !
I cant read anything with bad words included.
This WAS funny - thanks !
Here is a funny video concerning NASA that Cyprian might enjoy.
Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on me a sinner.
Here is one prescription we should avoid:
Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on me a sinner.
That is SO clever ! Good find, Maria.
Isn't she The Worst ?? I know so many otherwise - seemingly -
intelligent people who nearly worship her. I think not only she, but they ALL, need urgent assistance from a qualified exorcist ! That ending line hit the target perfectly.
The illustrations are amusingly done too.
We need miracles from God, His Saints and Angels and the Mother of God to keep her out ; and send her out to pasture forever, along with all of her minions, like Huma Abedin.
