+CHURCH NEWS+

[pjhatala]

Dear Reverend Jerry Falwell,

Two years ago Pat Robertson spoke for the first time at a Jewish Synagogue in Boston MA. I went with a friend of mine who is a major fund raiser for "Israel Bonds," a Mr Norman Kramm.

After Pat's talk I walked up and introduced myself to him. I was wearing a "yeshiva" fedora and I look very "Jewish." See: http://www.livejournal.com/users/sbn_nathanael/

I said, "Pat you are never going to believe who I am." -- I then pulled out my cross from under my suit and Pat was stunned! I told him that I was a "messianic jew" as well as an "Orthodox Christian +monk. We then hugged! We lost touch since then...

Yesterday I spoke with Pat Robertson's personal secretary Barbara Johnson regarding a very serious threat to American neighborhoods:

"- I am concerned that the forthcoming union of the Russian Orthodox Church Outside Of Russia (ROCOR) with the Moscow Patriarchy of the Russian Orthodox Church (MP/ROC) will enhance Russian espionage in the USA..."

My dear fans and enemies. This letter went directly to Rev Jerry Falwell's private secretary. She reviews all of Dr Falwell's personal e mails before sending it on to him. I spoke with her and I am confident that Dr Falwell will see this correspondence and a much more personal one which will remain as such.

+ROAC Subdeacon Nathanael Kapner
Confessor - Fr Andrei' Maklakov
My good friend - Dr Jerjis Alajaji

WOW! I just put it together. This is almost unbelievable. Oh, how worlds collide. You're the guy I saw in Mr. Sushi(i thought only Archbishop Kyrill liked Sushi?) in Brookline a few years ago. You were wearing the whole orthodox Jewish getup- but after leaving Mr. Sushi you walked down the street holding a large wooden cross while singing "A Mighty Fortress is Our God" all the way down the street. This story, plus your picture on your blog page leave almost no doubt in my mind this was you.

[Nathaniel Kapner]

"A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
A Helper He amidst the flood
of mortal ills prevailing."

That's me alright! A holy fool for sure pj..
And guess what? I.m gonna "be in pictures"
real soon.

Speaking of which ..Ive got a whole slew of
"pictures" of mark and lavr humming up to
"drozdoff" - alexy II.

Coming @

http://www.livejournal.com/users/sbn_nathanael/

Nathanael Speaks!
(and even mark of berlin listens) oh my...#<:))
"the gig is up mark"

[SouthernOrthodox]

My good Brother, Question. You are claiming this week of being in ROAC, which I interpret as Russian Orthodox Autonomous Church correct? Now my question to you as a Russian Orthodox is, where do you get off calling an Archbishop and Metropolitan of a Russian Orthodox Jurisdiction (not going to mention Parch arch for this reprimand) so flipped. By now we all know you are somewhere between being an excommunicated Jew to HTM. You claim Russian as your adopted tradition which is fine, but show some respect man. If St. Peter was walking down the street I honestly think you would yell out "hey Jew Fisher Boy you traitor I have pictures".

No decent Orthodox Russian Christian would ever call the Holy Priesthood in such a half ass manner as you have, I don't care what Jurisdiction they claim. So a personal question you don't have to answer but ponder is how could anyone of us approach the Holy Body and Blood of Christ with such distain for the one Holy Priesthood.

I don't know what and don't really care what your beef with ArchB Mark is, maybe he refuted your insane ideas, or saw you for what you really are, I don't know, but from one Russian Christian to another, show some respect to that Priesthood we all fall under. I guess what I don't understand is how could you posted such nice love filled Orthodox posts as you did in another section of this site, then spue such hatered and nasty completely un-Orthodox things on this section. I just don't get it from you, as one claiming pure knowledege of all things history and doctrine in Orthodoxy. I must have missed that class growing up.

Your in my prayers,
DJ Popoff

[CorpusChristi]

I totally agree Southern Orthodox, and Im shocked the admin of this group allowed such nasty posts of my ArchBishop, and Yes Nathaniel i am under Vladyka Kirill, and Vladyka Metropolitan Lavra.. and your stories are all ficticious and swept together" AT NIGHT, IN SECRECY "by those who in Schism left Rocor around 2001-2002 including those who you have been in contact with since you have displayed this un-Orthodox spirit . They have wasted so much time to severely attack Christs Orthodox church but more sadly to confuse many innocent Orthodox christians and the outcome is LOST SOULs, of which Christ dis-likes, and now you too fall in there foot steps, you say you are fighting as the martyrs did in russia,Shame on you for even thinking yourself as those blessed Martyrs of russia for we all orthodox christians know that each and everyone of those blessed new Martyrs (Orthodox and roman Catholics )have already forgiven those Communist involved in there own persecution and death..and you simply smear that blood even further,the Book is closed, God has applied his sword and names have been written down. and now you my Brother have crossed a line that stands between Good and evil, need i remind you where you were a couple of months ago? you were happy and content as someone about to live a simple life of Monasticism and then you and your bishop were involved in something , something we will never know..The Truth is he has been quiet and has swallowed his pride. But you have let that Zeal to be a monk vanish and have allowed it to buried "AT NIGHT ,IN SECRECY" by Pride,Selfishness,resentment,anger and false witness all of which Christ warns us about..you spread his name through out this site and the names of those you were once with like hocna, and then you spread personal info on a Priest that was made a Bishop by retired Metropolitan, and claim something you dont really even know about. then you fell for there deception and were used for the spreading of filth, and now the evil one laughs..........But i bow down and ask you to please lay down this spirit and forgive me, for i really care that you return to that place you were called too, remember the life of prayer and solitude,the Taking up of your cross? you were happy and were knowing CHRIST. forgive me if ive offended you or anyone else, i mean no harm,judgement,scandal,confusion or condemnation, I love CHRIST First ,Last and Always. But, I will stand up for my Vladyka Kirill because his Apostolic succession is from CHRIST.......................cc

[Nathaniel Kapner]

Dr Corpus,

Can you be more specific?

Have I got a picture for you!
a a a a t :
http://www.livejournal.com/users/sbn_nathanael/

(a picture is worth a thousand molebans)

oy v e y. #<:)
"I.m going to stop lavr's vote"

BTW - If you live in CHICAGO, why do you claim to be
"under" both Kyill & Lavr?

[SouthernOrthodox]

Ahhh I get it now. I finally looked at your site, huge waste of time, but your right. I see why all the animosity, you will never be a Hierarch, your only shot was in HOCNA and they kicked you out. So I figure you attack the very foundation you will never attain. All makes sense now and you a professing Russian Orthodox. Keep up the good work my friend. Sad part for me I will never get back the two minutes I wasted looking at your site.

[Nathaniel Kapner]

Southern Orhodox wrote:

"Keep up the good work my friend."

Dear Mr Popoff - Oh - you haven't seen nothin yet!

"A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
A Helper He amidst the flood

of mortal ills prevailing."

+ROAC Subdeacon Nathanael Kapner
"still confessing the faith"
+ROAC Administrator +Hieromonk Andre' (Maklakov)

BTW: What did you think of that picture of Lavr
and Alexy concelebrating AT:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/sbn_nathanael/

hmm? #<: