Sister, I am humbled by your support and rejoice that you have decided to embrace the wisdom of others. I know that it is difficult when the realization occurs that one has been hasty in their judgement of the opinions of others, but please take comfort in the knowledge that we are ALL but babes in this world. I applaud your effort and assure you that I am here to offer further council whenever you should require it!
Well, Tom...if you aren't a lawyer, you should be. That's some impressive twisting of words. I put a southern accent to it, since it sounds like that kind of southern babble, that I've seen in lawyer movies.
But, let's get back to the issue at hand, shall we? We don't want to waste these good people's time, with out sacrastic sling fest.
Y'all take care now, ya hear.