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Do you remember the French cartoon of the skunk?

And from a song my dad used to sing:

Black and white kitty in the woods
Oh what a pretty kitty
Went out their to pick him up
But he wasn't that type of kitty.

Oh, it aint gonna rain no more, no more
It aint gonna rain no more,
Well, how in the heck can I wash my neck
If it aint gonna rain no more.

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And be careful about erecting signs:

Is that a gopher or a beaver?

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These are funny - I hadn't seen these !

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Here is a funny video ... a spoof on Star Wars

http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/20 ... ign=buffer

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Here is a good cartoon ...

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You may be Orthodox when:

• Before you pray, you say a prayer.

• You don’t flinch when someone throws water at you.

• When you first tell people who ask what religion you are, at first they think you’re Jewish. Oy!

• You’re experienced at removing wax from clothing.

• You know you’re in an Orthodox church when the priest says, ‘Let us complete our prayer to the Lord’, and there’s still half an hour to go.

• Every woman in church is called Mary, Irene or Helen.

• You find yourself instinctively drawn to jurisdictional chaos. ‘I don’t believe in organized religion; I’m Orthodox!’

• At the end of Holy Week, you have rug burns on your forehead.

• Your Easter isn’t Easter without an all-night party (featuring vodka and 10 dishes of sausage with cheese).

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh??

TEN-tickles

I was baptised into the Genuine Orthodox Church with the name Matthew on March 1 2016

"Preserve my children: patience, compassion, wisdom, gentleness, humility, silence, fasting, prayer. Prayer gives humility, modesty, and obedience. He who keeps these reasons that lead to the imitation of Christ, provides for the salvation of his immortal soul; he who despises them, despises his own salvation."
- St. Matthew the New Confessor

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